BuzzFeed is awesome, but some of their posts — specifically those about turning a certain age — are kind of a downer. Well, I think age is just a number, and we spend too much of our lives feeling shitty about how high or low it is. So, here is a list for all those who don’t give a shit about their age.

1. When you don’t even think about having health insurance. (Elisa Franco)

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2. Instead of baby pictures or drunk photos, your Facebook friends are all about their travel experiences.

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3. And pictures in their bathing suits.

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4. You get carded, and your first instinct is, “Screw you, man. I didn’t bring my wallet.”

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 5. Using words like fortnight, ne’er do well, and groovy with reckless abandon. (Tom Pitts)

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6. You start a story with “I don’t really give a fuck what you think.”

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7. The first time I heard [insert any band name from the 60s even if you weren’t alive] it blew my mind. Totally life-changing experience, bro.

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8. Not punching someone in the face when a stranger asks you your age…and then you tell the truth (Jen Bartman).

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9. You totally read great children’s books — Green Eggs and Ham, James and the Giant Peach, and Where the Sidewalk Ends — with joy at a coffee shop.

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10. Not considering hair dye…ever! (Jen Bartman.)

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11. Black and white movies are never a reason not to watch a movie.

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12. You don’t know the difference between a Roth IRA and a regular IRA.

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13. Hearing someone say, “Those were the best times of my life,” makes you sick to your stomach, and you begin to wonder if they’re a zombie.

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14. You still believe that journalism should be objective and about seeking truth. (Nick Chandler)

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15. You still have glow-in-the-dark stars on your ceiling.

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16. You often forget your age.

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17. Mickey Mouse will send you into fits.

18. Botox…no way! You would rather look like Homer Simpson than Joan Rivers.

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19. Marlon Brando, James Dean, and Robert Redford have always been the coolest dudes in the movies.

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20. You still scream “Puppy” when you see one when you’re walking outside. (Heron.)

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21. You groan about aches and pains, not because you’re old, but because you understand life can be a struggle. And it’s okay to express yourself…Shit! (Jen Bartman)

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22. Turning 21 was never a big a deal because you always had a fake i.d. (Stin)

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23. You love to laugh at people falling, and America’s Funniest Home Videos is still the best show on television.

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24. You have a two-day hangover, and you still don’t care. (Heron)

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25. The T-shirts from high school or college have never gone out of style.

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26. The thrill of making snow angels will always be in the mode. (Heron.)

27. You still play practical jokes on your siblings.

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28. You show up at the basketball court and your shorts are smaller than most women’s bathing suits.

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29. When your birthday starts inching closer, you don’t turn into a monster ready to tear people’s heads off at the mere mention of cake and the number of candles.

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30. You haven’t stopped believing in your dreams.

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